Lee Turner

RT @TheBatman: Just think, in a year and a half you’ll be watching Affleck Batman. But wishing for Lego Batman.

Lee Turner

RT @TheBatman: Was I the only one waiting for them to drop the torch on the ground and watch the flame grow into a giant batsymbol in the s…

Lee Turner

RT @TheBatman: I’m torn. While Bieber would literally be the lamest villain of all time, kicking him in the face would be so much fun.

Lee Turner

RT @TheTweetOfGod: Justin Bieber’s home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent.

Lee Turner

Well, a fun 3.5 hours in children’s A & E tonight with Oliver. It seems Brazil nuts are now off the menu.

Lee Turner

Fun at the beach clean this morning. Here is Oliver doing his Percy Jackson impression.

Lee Turner

RT @RichardWiseman: Rather than pardon Turing, wouldn’t it be better to posthumously shame those associated with conviction and chemical ca…

Lee Turner

RT @TheTweetOfGod: On the sixth day I created mankind and I’ve been doing damage control ever since.

Lee Turner

RT @SussexWildlife: RT @keirshiels: Dear Twitter, Have a photo of a red squirrel levitating a nut with his supreme mental powers http://t.c…

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RT @daraobriain: Oh for Fuck’s sake. via @upperdog: Vogue UK’s idea of women in tech:

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RT @TheBatman: Wonder Woman has been cast in Superman vs. Batman. Proposing they change the title to “BATMAN… and a couple of lamer super…