RT @TheTweetOfGod: Attention drones: it is Sunday. Report to your local divine administrative branch office for your weekly loyalty oaths.
RT @crowded_island: How much data did Facebook have one one man? 1,200 pages of data in 57 categories (Wired UK) http://zite.to/TJCSWm vi …
RT @TheTweetOfGod: If Mohammed and Moses got gay married, most of the world’s problems would end.
RT @WhatTheFFacts: Wrestler Andre the Giant set the world record for the most alcohol consumed, he drank 156 beers in a single sitting.
I’m not sure eating twice my own body weight in sage and onion stuffing was a good idea. At least not for everyone else in the house.
RT @UberFacts: In 2013, you’ll be able to reuse calendars from the years 2002, 1991, 1885, 1974, 1963, 1957,1946, 1935, 1929 and 1918.
Quick practice http://lockerz.com/s/271779621
Oliver found these bells on the patio this morning. Must have dropped off as he was flying over. http://instagr.am/p/Tp20dPMi8Z/
Phew, the big guy has been :-)
Well, best get to bed I suppose. Oliver may be up in a few hours time :-)
As in MTV Cribs ? RT @Pontifex: The cribs that we built in our home gave me much pleasure. We added figures each year.
I guess we won’t be swimming tomorrow then http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-20837159
I never knew Google had a santa tracker
RT @lizziespeller: December 24th 1914, Western Front. Christmas truce begins. http://twitpic.com/borf89
#NORAD track Santa mission control in our house plus laptop setup in the kitchen :-) http://lockerz.com/s/271455549
The big guy is getting ready to go http://lockerz.com/s/271452713
RT @TheOnion: God Admits Humans Not Most Impressive Creation | ‘It’s Mountains,’ Says Divine Being http://onion.com/TdM6GW #OnionYIR
Get over to http://Flickr.com for a free festive 3 month Pro subscription or 3 months added to your pro account. Thanks @iainfarrell !
Pre Xmas ale and jazz at @The_Queen_Vic with @RottingdeanJazz
RT @RichardWiseman: Oh dear RT @ThePoke: So this is why you should never put fairy lights in a palm tree 
Making the place clean for Santa :-) http://instagr.am/p/TiZQ2BMi-w/
RT @MayansOfficial: Well…this is awkward.
Mmmmm bacon and stuffing bagel for breakfast. Awesome
Serves 20. Not sure that will be enough for the 3 of us. http://instagr.am/p/TgHbwGMiwv/
“@Pontifex: We do not possess the truth, the truth possesses us. Christ, who is the truth, takes us by the hand.”
No idea what that means.
RT @rickygervais: Jeremy Kyle is trending. Shit. The Mayans were right after all.
You know you want to - http://meatloaf.net/content/meat-loaf-announces-mad-mad-world-summer-tour
Jules out, Oliver in bed……. What to do……
Well, that’s another season of Dexter done and dusted.
RT @Forbes: Mark Zuckerberg finds the giving spirit, donates $500 million to Silicon Valley Community Foundation http://bit.ly/UPTGqD
Instagram apologizes to users: We won’t sell your photos - http://cnet.co/R4thaC
RT @crowded_island: What Instagram’s New Terms of Service Mean for You http://zite.to/T4Bo6C via @zite
RT @mdreid: Out of curiosity, I grabbed gun death and gun ownership data for OECD countries from Wikipedia and ran it through R: https:/ …
RT @MMFlint: This morning a crazy man attacked 22 children at an elementary school- in China. But all the crazy man had was a knife. Num …
RT @TentipiTents: Sunshine, plus urine = fire. Crazy #survival #tip http://ow.ly/g5fMR #video
RT @yates_rob: Pope Benedict Blesses Top Lawmaker Pushing Uganda’s Kill The Gays Bill Please RT @stephenfry http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/pope-benedict-blesses-top-lawmaker-pushing-ugandas-kill-the-gays-bill/politics/2012/12/13/56277
RT @microedge: Check out the Web Designers Magazine launched today! - https://itunes.apple.com/app/web-designers-magazine/id576402870?mt=8 (Please RT - Thanks)
I guess it will have to do :-) @ Queensbury Hotel http://instagr.am/p/TOPG40si7i/
RT @RichardWiseman: Some lovely stuff here on the power of negative thinking http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324705104578147333270637790.html#mod=most_viewed_day (via David B)
There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights - http://bit.ly/TQve7t
Feathers gives Santa a hug. http://instagr.am/p/TJ4YGgMiyy/
Well, @Pontifex has only just started tweeting and I am not sure I can take much more even after his first few tweets.
Life would be a whole lot simpler if sausages were square !
RT @rickygervais: “@Pontifex: How can we celebrate the Year of Faith ?”
Not sure, but you could prevent death from AIDS in Africa by su …
Beautiful red sky over @rottingdean this morning. http://instagr.am/p/TIPszosi8X/
Quick stop off after school http://instagr.am/p/TG30AhMi0H/
Rise of the Guardians. Awesome film. !!
RT @danbarker: Update: Daily Mail has now removed this top comment from the Nurse story. (‘self regulation’ eh?) 
All over the finish line http://instagr.am/p/S-UXWTsi2K/
Santa 257 ready to go. http://instagr.am/p/S-NE_mMiye/